I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.
yes have you
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
is hitting children with your car considered bullying
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
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