nichvlas:

I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

togekisse:

yes have you

togekisse:

yes have you

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

toasterstruclel:

shrektastic

toasterstruclel:

shrektastic

how are kids gonna suck dick if they cant even have a kinder egg without choking on the toy

chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

bachofficial:

now contains up to 30% recycled material!

bachofficial:

now contains up to 30% recycled material!